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Muphet Awards 2008

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Muphet Awards 2008

Postby Mad Drummer Animal Return on Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:19 pm

Well I thought it would be appriate to have some very random awards. Please let me have your thoughts on the following

Best Haircut?

Best Looking Male under 65?
Best looking Femaile under 65?

Best Looking Male over 65?
Best looking Femaile over 65?


Most improved bowling action
Worst bowling action

Best supporter round the green

Most annoying bowler

Best measurer

Most amusing player

Best adaptable player

Person that always gets in the way whilst bowling
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Postby cozza77 on Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:45 pm

Best Haircut?
Apart from John Armitage from Pudsey, Lance Graham.

Best Looking Male under 65?
Cory Mcleod

Best looking Female under 65?
Gordon Flowers

Best Looking Male over 65?
According to barmaids - Dave Spilsbury

Best looking Female over 65?
:shock:

Most improved bowling action
Cory Mcleod :?

Worst bowling action
HODGIE LAD.

Best supporter round the green
Muppet on occasions and some times ricky hebblewhite

Most annoying bowler
Peter Wild, fires at will - even at yard or more woods and seems to hit everytime :shock:

Best measurer
Sue Green

Most amusing player
Cory Mcleod or 'watching hodgy'

Best adaptable player
im afraid its Muppet

Person that always gets in the way whilst bowling
Trevor Ingledew
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Postby swanno1 on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:01 pm

Best Haircut?
Used to be Selby - think i'll have to go for Renicor :wink:

Best Looking Male under 65?
Steve Cochrane - i like them big

Best looking Female under 65?
Claire Sunter

Best Looking Male over 65?
Lance Graham

Best looking Female over 65?
Eileen

Most improved bowling action
Munchie

Worst bowling action
Peter Wild

Best supporter round the green
Ricky 'do-dah' Hebblewhite (esp. telling Cozza he has bowled a good yard wood - well its good for him :wink:)
or
Alan Rothery

Most annoying bowler
Brian Walker - seems to win everything every year.

Best measurer
Terry Connell - his side never seem to lose a measure when he is doing it :wink:

Most amusing player
Has to be the Munch - with his one liners. How many young lads is he going to let get a few points and end up losing to?

Best adaptable player
Muppet (well he has to win something)

Person that always gets in the way whilst bowling
Munchie - keeps bowling into my marks
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Postby Pleasure to watch on Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:33 pm

Best Haircut?
Lance Graham.

Best Looking Male under 65?
Alan Whittaker

Best looking Female under 65?
Clare Sunter

Best Looking Male over 65?
Gordon Flower he is getting on a bit now

Best looking Female over 65?
Eilleen

Most improved bowling action
Gordon Flower he can now reach corners

Worst bowling action
John Jennison

Best supporter round the green
Dave Rowson

Most annoying bowler
Me as i annoy my self more than any one annoys me.

Best measurer
Cory Took a whole season but he is finnally ready to measure more often.

Most amusing player
John Renicor very funny bloke

Best adaptable player
Me my unique action allows me to bowl to a high standard what ever the conditions.

Person that always gets in the way whilst bowling
Pretty much every player in Bradford
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Postby cozza77 on Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:07 pm

haha loved the last one hodge
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Postby zorro on Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:24 pm

Best Haircut?
Bob Parker - possible porn star look , so club tell me :)

Best Looking Male under 65?
Alan Whittaker - porn star tash :)

Best looking Female under 65?
Bar maid Ilkley bowling club - dont tell spilsbury :)

Best Looking Male over 65?
Ian Voakes or Don Rider - so my mrs ses !!!

Best looking Female over 65?
Bar maid at st georges road cricket bar - dave spilsbury told me :)

Most improved bowling action
Peter Nacey's latest delivery

Worst bowling action
washing the cups up

Best supporter round the green
the ones that tell you before you need to ask

Most annoying bowler
there are a few but chill dont let them know either :?

Best measurer
Ernie Sadler

Most amusing player
Brigzi

Best adaptable player
Dave Hodgson - turns a negative into a positive, good attitude

Person that always gets in the way whilst bowling
Barry Howarth, John Rowson, Billy Fox, anyone over 80 :)
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