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q. whats the difference between a triangle and spurs?
a. a triangle has 3 points

a man was found dead floating in the thames, wearing a blond wig, bra, knickers, suspenders, and a spurs shirt. before informing the next of kin the police removed the spurs shirt to save the family embarrasment.

juande ramos tells grounsmen at white hart lane that the pitch is looking spot-on. it should be he says we put £70m worth of shit on it every other week.

i was playing scrabble and had enough letters to make tottenham hotspur football club. i was gutted when i found out it was only worth 2 points.

advert: spurs table cloths - suitable for all occasions but tends to slip down the table after a short time - £4.99

the local council has blocked spurs plans to build a new stadium on northumerland park. a town hall source said: we dont mind having a funfair once a year but a circus every fortnight is a bit much.

all trains through white hart lane have been canceled due to a massive points failure.

tesco is to sell new oxo cubes in spurs colours. customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.

q. what does thfc stand for?
a. tottenham heading for the championship

juande ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the m1 coming back from stoke. apparently he was that desperate for three points.

q. what do the premier league and cowboys have in common?
a. they both have spurs at their feet.

a young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "what about your parents?" asks the social worker. "no, they beat me," says the boy. "what about your grandparents?" asks the social worker. "no they beat me even harder," says the boy. "well where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "tottenham," says the boy. "they dont beat anyone."

Talk of Spurs demise was some what premature me old china

not that i wasn't worried a bit!

Good luck in the play offs

cracking win for the spurs today Mr B

cracking win for the spurs today Mr B

So good you said it twice!!

Brings back memories of big mac crying at Wembly

You collapsed like a deck of cards on saturday - black mark for you after a good win - and a great start !!!

Man U penalty

I have spent a few hours at Whitehart Lane but my true love is Barnet
Proper grass roots football

They had a good result at Bradford this time round

a bad decision against a team either makes them give in or spurs them on. It looked like it did the former to you

yes they did very well against bradford. your wingers had a rare good day. Although if Luton hadnt had all those points off you could well still be in a relegation battle right now. We had a good result on sat but all too late now im afraid