Harrogate Bowling

No sh*t and we all fort holmes played for bardsey.

Whatever brigzi its still a valid point and this is defo not the "almscliffe" fan McClure.

I dont care who it is

Carry on its funny trying to see you try to wind people up.

So... answer my earlier question - Will you be there to see the kinky cows on Sunday?

I may be there in some capacity at some stage of the day.

Don't tell riggers about the kinky cows he'll never be able to bowl

Well they've done nothing but mate the last few days

As long as he keeps off my pot noodle unlike last time i dont mind

Brigzi lad, no one wants your pot noodle there disgusting even Aireys dog wouldn't lick the spoon, they just like your aimless attempts to find it running round like a headless chicken or was it a kinky cow?

Cory the best bowler is the one who can adapt to any condition on any green at any time, its sounds as though you are getting your excuses in early, not confident eh? Prove yourself wrong and adapt to the green. As IK has said you can always try and organise things in the future its fun give it a go and you get a shot at Champ o Champs by duckworth mailer method.

Having been on a Penguin raiding party to the Dragon's den this evening, the Penquin's adapted well to the condition's and came away with a favourable result against a very competitive Dragon. The evening was enjoyable, the green ran well, the sport was excellent.

But alas some Senior Full Bred Penguins were very distressed to hear about the disrespect directed at the Almscliffe Bowling Club from one of our own younger Penguin brothers. The Penguin brother in question should count himself fortunate to have qualified for a bowling merit on a landscape he knows well.

But it appears that the New Breed Coricus may have disrespected the Almscliffe Bowling Club.

May I on behalf of the Penguin fraternity thank the Almscliffe Bowling Club for hosting this bowling event on Sunday afternoon, many Penquins will descend and compete on your green with great pride and contest the annual Pairs Merit final.

Our great game is a game of contrasting skills on very different surfaces, so True Penguins look forward to playing on any surface. Penguins are a very adaptable species.

Sunday will be a great day, both my bowling partner, The Lesser Feathered Cider Slurping Rowsicus and I are looking forward to playing The Pink Panther and his partner The Bushy Tailed One who perform on The Worsnop Glazier, a tricky place if ever there was one. We hope to see some of The Fashionable Pink Attire on Sunday.

I hope all players and spectators have a great day and the best team on the day will win.

A highlight of the day for all Penguins will be the appearance of the very rare White Feathered Wacky Hodge Penguin, a very disrespectful Penguin, who will hopefully over the coming months (with help from his friend, The Lesser Speckled Respectful Heb ) strive to again become one of the fold. The Wacky is a kind hearted confused soul who has lost his way, but with guidance he will hopefully find the right path.

bashbash wrote:Brigzi surely the Almscliffee fraternity "lovely hosts" though they are will not stand for this ??

Surely you will put McCloud and the Wolfman to the sword on sunday ?

It must warrant pistols at dawn or at least a punch up in the cowfield next to the green ??

Defend your patch mate

FYI I have not complained once about the host venue, in fact when asked at the Swan on Tuesday I said I'd like to play somewhere new to me, like Boston Spa, Dacre Banks, Almscliffe or Pateley. I'm quite looking forward to the challenge of a new green tbh

I agree wolfie old mate - it would appear you are being classed as guilty by assocciation - tarred and feathered with the same brush as your partner. sure Adam realises that and you will be spared on the day

A forum is for discussing and sharing opinion. There is no one I'm having a go at-my opinion stays the same . The green is not good enough to hold a big finals day. But there is money coming in I heard so maybe in a few years it will be a great green. I'm not faulting anyone.

Cory lad, don't get worked up about the green, go on and let your bowls do the talking.

and why on earth have you entered a comp at whitkirk 6pm that evening?

I'm last jack on tee wolf

Congratulations to Dave Rowson and Chaz Charleton for winning the pairs!!

Q/F

Coker/Walker 16 - 21 Baldwin/Milner
Fox/Rothery 5 - 21 Rowson/Charleton
Rigby/Reynolds 21 - 12 Hebblewhite/Hodgson
Wolfenden/McLeod 21 - 19 English/Nacey

S/F

Baldwin/Milner 15 - 21 Rowson/Charleton
Rigby/Reynolds 15 - 21 Wolfenden/McLeod

Final

Rowson/Charleton 21 - 16 Wolfenden/McLeod

Cheers Alex, you stuck with us and battled back well, we were pleased to get over the finishing line.

Reasonable turnout too for an out of town venue and Almscliffe ran it well - good disco pre match too.

Good aftermatch evening in the club - i think hodgy bought a blue swan shirt before he left !!

Yes, cracking afternoon at Almscliffe, and run very well by their memebers.

Good laugh back at Bilton, think Bri and Chaz are still arguing?

I was just disappointed that the penguins didn't get a mention.

I think it needed Mrs Merton in the chair for a "heated debate" all good fun though.

Better than opinions on a discussion forum anyway